Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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