so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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