I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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