we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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