did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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