fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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