Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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