Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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