would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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