So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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