she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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