Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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