Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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