i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Pants are for mortals
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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