she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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