well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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