You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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