Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
