so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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