i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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