Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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