Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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