Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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