ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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