He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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