what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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