I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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