I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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