Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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