So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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