Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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