My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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