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Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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