I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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