i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Dick very happy bro
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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