i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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