Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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