I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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