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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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