I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it's not cheating when I paid for it
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
