these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Your cock deserves a montage
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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