yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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