Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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