we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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