There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
