Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think I sprained my soul last night
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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