I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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