Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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