TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
