College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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