its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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